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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 14:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

New Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour demo trailer shows off mini games and tech demos in-action - Eurogamer

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Thumbs down again.

BYD sells 382,476 NEVs in May, overseas sales hit new high - CnEVPost

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

McDonald’s bringing it’s own version of iconic dessert to its McFlurry menu - MLive.com

So they tried

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

NASA Pulls the Plug on Europa Lander, but Scientists Propose a Plan B - Gizmodo

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

See the moon shine with famous red star Antares in the southern sky on June 9 - Space

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lawsuit says mayor called people who opposed Buc-ee's project 'terrorists' - 9News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Europe cuts interest rates as Trump's tariffs loom - BBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority